Wednesday, February 16, 2011

An offer he can't refuse


Picture it: Stereotypical old-world Italian music playing in the background. Mr. Matteo Lewisio walks into his bedroom after a long day at work. He kicks off his shoes and unbuttons his shirt. The room is dark, lit only by moonlight from the window. He peels back the covers on his bed and slips into the cool sheets. He turns his head on the pillow and finds himself facing the head of a horse, its black lifeless eyes staring blankly into his. He screams and throws the blankets back...

Well, not really...he actually started laughing hysterically. He turned the light on to discover that Emelia had placed her horse head on a stick on his pillow and had covered "Hank" up to go to sleep. He said he wondered what kind of warning that was meant to be. He swears he never went against the family...ever!

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